January 2011
52 posts
December 2010
82 posts
Tim Wilkinson Moment
zakzawaduk:
Thought of a great idea for a christmas/mobster movie:
“The Three Wiseguys”
Hopefully we can get one of the Baldwins.* *I’m praying for Billy!
Frankincense. Myrrh. Cocaine Trafficking.
“I’m a fancy man.”
– Tim Wilkinson (via kaitmooney)
(I do say this)
Tingle All The Way (1999)
A zany family Christmas movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a goofy father desperately trying to find his son the perfect Christmas gift all while suffering through a painful bout of chlamydia.
A Tim Wilkinson Original Groaner
What did the empathetic guitar say to his anxious guitar friend? Don’t fret.
“Results from a 40-year longitudinal study of women aged 18-64 suggest MBT shoes...”
– Merlin Mann (via putthison)
Zak Zawaduk Dating Advice
danielleleduc:
danielleleduc: “Soo, I went on a date with this guy. He’s 33.”
zakzawaduk: “What? No. That’s too old. Get out of it!”
danielleleduc: “But he doesn’t seem like it.”
zakzawaduk: “What does he do.”
danielleleduc: “He’s in commerce?”
zakzawaduk: “What! No, No! Get out!”
danielleleduc: “But he’s worked in all of these interesting places! He’s well read! Anyway, he had a soccer...
Tumble in The Bronx
Jackie Chan stars as David Karp in a re-enactment of the creation of Tumblr.
Another Gem..
Wait for it....
“I think Dobby might be bored with me sexually. I’m vanilla, I should...”
– Mark Corrigan, Peep Show.
