December 2008
37 posts
Lionel Hutz: Great, we’ve drawn Judge Snyder...
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'.
paulscheer:
IN BETWEEN TWO FERNS: John Hamm interviewed by Zach Galifianakis
“Is your middle name Honey Baked?”
Zero hour, Michael. It’s the end of the line. I’m the firstborn. I’m sick of...
– GOB Bluth (via imkevin) (via markn)
I’ve never admitted to a mistake.
I get 40 rods to the hog’s head and thats the way I like it.
– Abraham Simpson Re: Implementing the Metric System